Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess...
adele is pregnant
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
anne frank: wat
the world: wat
the father: wat
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.